Marilyn's Guide to Fashion/Script

This the complete script of Marilyn's Guide to Fashion.

[Short opens with Marilyn in front of several glow sticks, and an exploded television on a table with a phone and a camera glued to it]

Marilyn: [coughs] Wow! I'll definitely never be allowed to do that again! Thanks for watching Marilyn's Guide to Home Pyrotechnics. See you next time! [Marilyn's hair starts to cracks with electricity] AAHH!

[Cut to outside of Marilyn's house, Marilyn stands on the background]

Marilyn: [Remix] M-Marilyn's Guide to!

Intro: [A soul version song called Fixin' It with Soos plays while a montage featuring Marilyn is played]

Marilyn: Today: Marilyn's Guide to Fashion!

[A montage of Marilyn's sweaters is played while Mason narrates]

Mason: [Narration] The sweaters! The attitude! The boys love it!

Jason: So wait, what do you want me to do?

Mason [Whispering] Flip up your glasses!

Jason: Uh, like this? (Flips the glasses)

''[Jason flipping his glasses repeats for 3 times. A voice says "OHHH YEAHH!" Static. Cuts to Marilyn on a chair]''

Marilyn: Guess what. It's Marilyn. Everyone wants to look as amazing as me. But most people don't have time for fashion in their busy day-to-day lives. That's why I've created...

Marilyn, Jason, Ramona, Lucy, Mason, Ruth, and Becky: Flash makeovers!

''[A sign written "Flash Makeovers" is shown. Then cuts to Katie in the living room]''

Katie: Hey guys, what are you uh—

Marilyn: Jason, hold her down!

''[Jason tackles Katie and Marilyn puts on makeup. Cuts to Katie dressed as Angel Dust from Hazbin Hotel, with a white suit with pink stripes, a black and pink bowtie, a thin black choker, pink gloves followed by black shorts and long thigh high heel boots covering the majority of her legs and a Tommy gun]''

Katie: These shorts are so tight... I can't move!

Mabel: [Runs to the door] You can thank us later!

Katie: [Drops the Tommy gun] If you're watching this, call for help! [Katie falls down] I'm down! Katie is down!

''[Static. Cuts to Marilyn opening the bathroom door]''

Uncle William: I'm William and I was wrong, and I'm singing the... [Ramona tackles Uncle William] AAAAAH! What's happening?!

Marilyn: BEAUTY IS HAPPENING!

Uncle William: Aaaah! No! Girls!

''[Static. Cuts to Uncle William with tiger makeup. Mason shows him a hand mirror]''

Uncle William: I'd be pretty mad at you guys, if I didn't look so fantastic!

Marilyn: Success! Take it to the streets, guys! [Runs off]

Jason: I'm taking your aftershave. [Runs off too]

''[Static. Cuts to Marilyn and Jason outside]''

Marilyn: Okay, guys. We need a real challenge.

Bob: Robert Jones! [Spits in a bucket] Spittin' in a bucket!

Jason: This one is a toughie.

Marilyn: Let's try something bold.

''[Static. Cuts to Marilyn drawing a zombie makeup on Bob's face]''

Marilyn: Am I good or am I good, guys?

Mason: Absolutely stunning!

Marilyn: Now we cover up that... problem... area... [puts leaves and sticks on Bob's hair] Now you just have to walk forwards everywhere you go and bingo! You're fabulous.

Bob: That's the way my body naturally wants to move anyways! [Starts to go forwards] Da di di di da da di di dooweeoo..

Lynn: [Screams and runs away]

''[Static. Cuts to Marilyn and Jason putting makeup on each other]''

Lucy: [Narration] Join us next week when Marilyn tells us what next season has in store!

''[Cuts to Marilyn with a hat. She puts another hat on the hat]''

Marilyn: Hat-hat!

''[A voice says "OHHH YEAHHH!" Static. Cut to the end credit]''